Kim: I love you Kanye
Kanye: I love me too
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top, turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
supremepeniskingsam asked: yooo kris do you remember your dragon nest account info?
alizaaaaa: ‘Bring me flowers and talk for hours’
cosmo sex tip #83
ay-drian: right when your partner’s about to climax, bloodbend their body and make them bow down to the new leader of the republic city
Late night boredom http://krisallenr.tumblr.com/ask http://krisallenr.tumblr.com/ask http://krisallenr.tumblr.com/ask
As passions fade, watching yourself lose that drive is just fucking unbearable. When something you loved so much and worked so hard to create or excel in just seems to slowly fade from your life it’s hard to feel any bit of satisfaction with yourself anymore. Then again, who am I to complain. No matter how much I ponder on about it I’m still not getting off the fucking sidelines and...
hellokennny asked: how many penises do you have?
Hi hello someone talk to me pls http://krisallenr.tumblr.com/ask http://krisallenr.tumblr.com/ask http://krisallenr.tumblr.com/ask
My camo jeans faded. I’m crying right now
Anonymous asked: hey kris, do you have a webcam? :)
The way everything in my life has fallen perfectly in to place this half year has really given me the opportunity to grow in terms of state of mind. I took a step back and played the role of the active listener for once. As unbearably annoying as it was, I observed the situations and shit that the people around me get worked up over and I find it all just… pointless. If something or...
I need to get back into that serious dancing grind. This almost full year break has been too long.
cosmo sex tip #563
conversationparade: just as your partner’s about to come, press your thumb against their forehead and take away their bending HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA